ZOMG Mittens Releases his Tax Records

So Evil

Mitt Romney, clearly an evil guy, has released his tax records for the past two years and OMG he paid all of the taxes he owed!!!  On top of that, he's paid over $7 million in charity!!  Clearly an evil bastard!  I calculated his effective tax rate, and it came out to about 15%, and he's paid about 6 million dollars in taxes over the past two years, which is a lot more than most of these occupy fuckers will ever pay.  About 1/3 of Romney's income goes to either charity or the government, yet that is clearly not enough.  What's worse is that most tax advisers say Mittens has paid his full tax burdens.  Democrats are naturally demanding that Mittens release his tax returns for the past 1000 years, since we obviously have to know how Romney made his fortune.  It's a sad time in this country when you have people telling a guy that paying 6 million dollars in taxes is not enough.